Chepooka

Where I suggest you name your bird “The Burrito”

I saw a show (my fav show, How clean is your House?) where this woman had 11 or something parakeets. She didn’t keep them in cages. And had never cleaned her house.

Also,

[Your cat] Max wants to eat fluffy. I’m just sayin’. It would be like me having a mexican restaurant hanging in my livingroom, like in a cage. Because, that could happen. So I’m smellin’ the tacos and burritos and enchiladas, but I can’t reach it. It really frustrates me because in my natural habitat, I can drive right up to tacos and eat them freely. Then sometimes the burrito flies around the room, swoops down on me, but people are looking at me and I know they would punish me if I scooped it out of the air and swallowed it down. And so I don’t.

Posted by chepooka on 06/16 at 09:09 AM