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Dear the guy across the street,

Your car stereo is unrivaled. 

You so obviously win. 

Also, there can be no debate as to whose penis is bigger, so let those four other guys huddled around it know—you win by a landslide.  There is no need to ever again assemble around car stereo demonstrations at 3:34 in the afternoon.  They can get jobs!  But don’t worry, I know what you’re thinking ... I seriously doubt they’ll ever make enough money to rival your car stereo.  You have the winning car stereo, always have and always will, nothing is ever going to change that!! 

Now that we’ve cleared up, I just have a really small request:  can you turn it down just a wee teenie smidge?  Nothing drastic, just enough so my house stops shaking.  The only reason is that it makes it a whole lot easier for me to work and make a living so I can continue paying my mortgage so I can live here next to you and go on being your everlasting car stereo and big penis fan.

Yours Truly,
Chepooka

Posted by chepooka on 09/04 at 02:27 PM

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