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Boyfriend Skills

As you may know, my Brian works at a fancy pants hotel.  Lots of celebrities stay there and he has lots of contact with them, which is always fun to hear about, but it doesn’t really interest me all that much.

However.  When somebody from my secret I’m-middle-aged-I-have-no-business-having-a celebrity crush list stays there, I get a little giddy I must admit.  Right now, one of the past contestants (hint: the really really hot one) from one of my favorite shows, Top Chef, is staying there.  And he’s on my list.  I didn’t go to any of the events he’s here to cook for, I could have, but didn’t want to fork out the major cash to do so (I’m saving up to pay my electric bill).  But Brian tells me about their interactions every day because he knows that I know he has the power to slip me this guy’s hotel room key but never would, bwahahaa, whatever.

B: “Tell your other boyfriend to stop trying to be my friend.”
Me: “What’s he wearing today?”
B: “Ew!”
Me: “Just tell him that I love him.”
B: “Ew!  What’s this thing you have with Chefs?  Between this guy and Gordon Ramsey ...”
Me: “I just think a man with a skill is very appealing.”
B: “I have skills.”
Me: “What are they?  Watching television?”
B: “It takes a lot of talent to watch that much ESPN.”

So true. 

Posted by chepooka on 04/02 at 10:38 AM

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