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Elizabeth Edwards calls in to Hardball to ask Ann Coulter to stop being a hot mess of asshole.  It went something like this --

Elizabeth: “Surely you’re carbon based, Ann, so let me appeal to as one human being to another.  Please stop attacking my family, like about my dead son and stuff, that’s really hitting below the belt.  Let’s stick to the issues, that’s all we ask.”

Ann: “But you LOVE IT, riiiiiyyyt?  *giggle* I make ya’ll so much monaaayz! and that’s SO COOL RIIIIYYYT?”

Right, Ann. 

Ok don’t get mad at me or anything, but will you please quit pretending that you DON’T CARE! what Paris Hilton is doing?  While you’re at it, could you stop whining every time you see her on headline news because THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON IN THE WORLD THEY SHOULD BE REPORTING!!!

Don’t front, ‘cause for realz, if everybody was that upset that about it, they would really report the important stuff.  Eager, ambitious young journalists who once dreamed of changing the world would not be reduced to waiting outside a prison for a spoiled heiress to walk to her car.  Next time you want to complain about this, read an article about “something more important” and strike up a conversation about that with your pals next time you join them for cocktails. 

I’m just sayin’.

xo, Chepooka

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Maybe GNC has a supplement for that ...

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Man this blog post is stupid ...