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UPDATE: now with photos

Monday.

It rained.  I had been praying for rain for weeks.  Yay!

Got call from kick-ass new neighbors who live in my building.  From their honeymoon.  House sitter is freaking, there’s a leak in their bedroom, they say.  Will I go check on things?  Of course.  Paint is melting off all the way down to the middle floor.

Just to be safe, check for leaks in my condo.  Sure enough. 

Call the president of our home owners association.  Who is also the builder.  Who is also the seller.  Who is also the person who employed the people who last did work on the roof.  No response. 

No response.

Still no response.

Tuesday

Chaos, mayhem, panic.  Phone calls, emails, no response.

No response.

Still no response.

Can’t get any sort of work done. 

Call “emergency” line provided on our property manager’s website.

AWESOME guy comes out, sweeps the roof off, takes photos, gives me the scoop.

The last people to touch the roof installed vents.  Which required holes.  Which were not sealed.  Or flashed or whatever they call it. 

But that’s not all.

The gutters and drainage is the root of the problem.  The water needs a place to go.

The roof slants toward my unit (I’m on the end).

The entirety of the roof’s surface, several thousand square feet, now has a path for water to drain off. 

In my condo. 

NEATO.

Wednesday.

Wake up, the entire ceiling has fallen off.

Hole in roof.  No ceiling.  No response.  Are you smelling that this is not a good situation? 

Get my father involved, he has experience with such things.

Get my real estate agent and his broker involved, they have weight and expertise. 

They all tell me to get an attorney.

Begin shopping for attorneys.

Chaos, mayhem, phone calls, panic, emails, gah! 

Trying not to be emotional.  *I will handle this crisis with grace. I will handle this crisis with grace.  I will handle this ...*

One attorney calls me back, we set up an appointment for Monday.  Sounds like I have a case.

Thursday

Wait, wait, wait.

Finally the guys who “broke it” came to take a look.  Said they’ll be back to seal up the hole. 

Thursday 8:30pm

They said they sealed it up.

Friday

I am back to work today.  It’s the most gorgeous day of the year so far, and I just bought a truckload of flowers and spent some time in the dirt.  Flowers and dirt in your fingernails are good for the soul.

I can’t control what I can’t control, but I do intend to invest in an attorney and let him handle this from here on out.  I am not in a vindictive or angry sort of mood, but I do think that people that need to make things right just do.  And I’m not going to let somebody hurt me again in life—fuck me over so they can profit and not shed a single tear about it.  Sometimes it’s just better to fight.  Without emotion or anger, but just because it’s right.

ack.  I had to delete this entire post because I can’t stand to think about it.  Me have no ceiling.  Me have attorney.  Tomorrow will be better.  I’ll elaborate when I have good news to share.  Sowwy.

So after my maniacal surge of productivity on Monday, yesterday was clear to sit down, drink green tea, listen to jazz and work on my site redesign for Endeavor Creative.  A site which has needed an overhaul for oh, only about a year and a half.  It’s not that I’m creatively blocked, the ideas are flowing (I’m on idea #37,508,210 this morning).  It’s that I’m creatively frustrated.  This site design needs to last me for a good two or three years, at least the basic structure of it, because it is pure and utter torture to design for myself.  If I were a paying client, I’d fire myself and refund all of my money.  Can’t make a decision on anything.  I love every idea I have and then 3 seconds later I hate it.  I’m a nightmare. 

If you recall, I had a couple of glasses of wine Monday evening.  Which meant that I was up at 3:30am with insomnia watching infomercials followed by Whoopie Goldberg’s 1980s classic suckorama, “Burgler.”

Needless to say, yesterday was utterly and totally non-productive.  Which is very bad, because I have a handful of extremely large projects gearing up, this down time is supposed to be for MY SITE.  If it doesn’t get done now, well, you know.

But!  Had I not tried to force my mojo, I would have realized that it was pointless and so being, a great day to play hookie.  Hey if it’s just not happening, and I can’t force it, then logic dictates it’s time to go out and get a facial or something.  But no.  Why?!  Because I already told you that’s why, I’m a nightmare.

By mid-afternoon I was ready to scream.  So I decided that I’ll just take a nap.  I can’t take naps, what was I thinking.  So I decided that I’d watch a movie. 

The only thing available on pay per view was this movie, have you heard of it?  The Decent?

It was the most disgusting, disturbing, unsettling, nauseating movie I’ve ever seen.  Absolutely ew. 

It was AWESOME!

Ok then, back to work. 

Today was in a word, nuts. 

I don’t think I’ve accomplished so much in such a short period of time as today.  PLUS I worked out really hard, so hard my musclees are sore. 

It dawned on me that I could have a glass of wine tonight, seeing as how I’ve completed phase 1 of the south beach diet (11 pounds down, whoo!) And so, I am.  Cheers.  Aaaaaaaah.